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November 3, 2009

tired....

now it seems to be a very busy period for me
im a teacher now
yup, a teacher at sk kota masai PG johore
it differs when u taught form5 students and stndard 1 students...argh...ive been struggling to learn children's psychology..
most of them dun simply listen to my orders...
to them, theres no use to follow what teacher say
im tired
need a break
.....blah blah blah......

pity her...

This is a true story.Please forward when you finish reading!A little background:Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive boutique shop (they sell a typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00)My daughter and I had just finished lunch at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas , USA .

Because both of us are such biscuit lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman-Marcus cookie'. It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe. The waitress said with a small frown, 'I'mafraid not, but you can buy the recipe.'I asked how much, and she responded; 'Only two fifty - it's a great deal'I agreed to that, and told her to add it to my bill.

Thirty days later, I got my Visa statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285. I looked at it again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two sandwiches and about $20 for a scarf. At the bottom of the statement, it said, 'Cookie Recipe - $250.00'. That was outrageous!I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress had said it was 'two fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and fifty dollars' by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.Neiman-Marcus refused to budge.

They would not refund my money because according to them; 'What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money.I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the state of Texas .. I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and The Texas Attorney General's office. I was basically told: Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back'

I said, OK, you've got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the world with an e-mail account gets a $250 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus for free. She replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do that.' Isaid, 'Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you RIPPED ME OFF!' and slammed down the phone.So here it is! Please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of.

I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny from this recipe!

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved as this makes heaps)
2 (500 ml) cups butter
680 g chocolate chips
4 (1000 ml) cups flour
2 (500 ml) cups brown sugar
2 tsp.. (10 ml) Bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp. (5 ml) salt2 (500 ml) cups sugar
500 g Grated Cadbury chocolate
5 (1250 ml) cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs2 tsp. (10 ml) baking powder
2 tsp. (10 ml) vanilla
3 cups (375 ml) chopped nuts (optional)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and bicarbonate of soda. Add chocolate chips, grated Chocolate and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inchesapart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees (180 C).

The above quantities make 112 cookies.

Enjoy!This is not a joke-it's a true story.

June 9, 2009

congrats cikgu zaki...


pd 6jun yg lpas
cikgu aku yg ajar kimia ms kt teknik tnjg tlh melangsungkn perkahwinan beliau dgn cik sora..
dgn tema hijau,mempelai yg membuat majlis serentak dgn adik beliau,mengenakan tanjak dan samping pink utk membezakan pasangan mempelai....
congrats cikgu......

so wedding ni cum reunion dak2 pka3...huhu
yg dtg ms tu aku,runseng,zalie,razi,ajim,wan papan,apai n xketinggalan jawa....
n b4 blk terserampak ngan afnan senior aku dulu


wlpn kotrg da tbe lwt
ckgu ttap mlayan ktorg
n die ketara hepinye ms tu....

terminate it!

finallly,aku n ery gtk cte ni...stelah 3x cancel
awl2 cte ni ok la gk
sbb xbyk action
cme da ade byk gk bnde yg merepek la(sori peminat terminator)
ade ke logik letupan berlaku around 10m(or less) dgn kite tp xde pape pn blaku kt kite not even bgoyang sket pn...xlogik2
so bg aku wlpn die pny teknik filem ni canggih
tp kekurangan die ialah ketidaksensitifan thadap bnde2 cmni...byk kali jdk dlm cte ni
da jd xbest

plak tu bile da tbe tgh2 cte
mkin mengganas
gile pny
aku terkejut berkali2(aku mmg xske tgk action movies)
jantung aku pnY la laju dlm wayang gtu
rs nk gugur je.

tp dlm kehuruharaan aku mengawal perasaan terkejut aku
ade la bbrape anak2 penonton wayang berkeliaran spt toyol
menjerit2 bgai nk gile
tlg la k
jgn nk bwk budak2 tgk wyg
wt skt hati je
gram aku
ilang konsentrasi org len(sbb aku xconcentrate sgt..huhu)

then cte ni nmpknye ade smbungan lg...eisk3
btw overall aku ble bg 3 out of 5...lg best terminator 3

June 2, 2009

kawan or kekasih?

artikel aku amik from ISUHANGAT
skrg ni sme org dok memperkatakan psl isu ni...

kwn ke kekasih?

Ramai orang mengutamakan KAWAN dari KEKASIH...
dan ada juga mengutamakan KAWAN kerana KEKASIH...
ANDA tergolong dari yang mana...???

hadirnya seorang KEKASIH sejati sebagai pelengkap kehidupan dan mengisi kekosongan hati ...hadirnya KAWAN sebagai sahabat sejati ...berkongsi segala suka duka dan teman sepermainan dan belajar ....

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Yang mana harus dipilih..?
KAWAN pengubat kesunyian,
KEKASIH penyembuh kelukaan.

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH yang mana harus didahulukan..?
KAWAN tempat mengadu,
KEKASIH tempat bermadu.

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Keduanya tak bisa disisih...
KAWAN menghulurkan bantuan
KEKASIH menghulurkan sokongan.

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Keduanya diperlukan...
KAWAN sekuntum senyuman,
KEKASIH sepenuh perhatian

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Bilakah akan bersatu...?
KAWAN sejujur kata,
KEKASIH setulus setia
KEKASIH silih berganti Kerana tiada kesefahaman.. tetapi KAWAN sentiasa disisi mendengar masalah dan mengambil berat tentang diri kita

JIKA KAWAN itu KEKASIH...dan KEKASIH itu KAWAN...
perlu lah dihadiahkan "Sedalam lautan Setinggi kayangan" kerana "Kasih sayang tiada sempadan" tapi sayang...
KEKASIH tetap KEKASIH...
KAWAN tetap KAWAN...
perbezaannya terlalu ketara.. tapi keadaannya tetap sama..

hurm nthla aku xtau nk bg komen pe...kalo kawan tu pengubat kesunyian,sentiasa disisi mendengar masalah dan mengambil berat tentang diri kita nape KAWAN2 aku xmcm tu?krn seorg KEKASIH,KAWAN2 aku memutuskan persahabatan ngan aku kerana aku digelar PERAMPAS sdgkn aku hny BERKASIH slps 1tahun KAWAN aku meninggalkannya! ada logik lg artikel KAWAN or KEKASIH ni?

May 30, 2009

cikgu....

hurm diam xdiam da 5wix ku jdk ckgu prktikal kt tknik muo
7wix more to go...huh xsbr...

ckgu,kerja yg kte sme anggp sngt mulia
nk ubah ssorg
nk didik die
n nk sgale2nye
since stdnts lame dgn ckgu dkt skul...almost 8hours!
so tggungjwb ckgu bkn sringan2 yg korg sme rs
most of my frens kate, "ala ko jdk ckgu kelas bkn spnjgn masa"
wah mayb dorg kene tokan persepsi dorg thadap ckgu2....
mmg klas bkn spnjg ms
tp ktorg kene rncang nk ajar pe in advance
kene ajar ikut ape yg dirancang
kene capai objective
kene rancang kelas nk attract stdnts etc (kang aku bebel byk2,boring plak...more info,stdy la pedagogi)

kt kelas 1 hal
nk ajar smpi stdnts fhm
xble leceh2...
plak tu kalo dpt stdnts yg haru biru
ya ALLAH pening nye nk handle
aku ni da 5wix kt cni,da ade 1 kelas kene sumpah dgn aku
bkn aku sngaje
tp bak kate slh sorg ckgu kt sane
"ala,budak2 skrg ni kurang ajar.bkn tau nk hormat ckgu"
mmg tol bnde tu
dorg ni wt ckgu as their frens
ckp pn xsopan lgsng....
aku smpi buntu..luckily sepupu aku ni lecturer
so sket sbyk aku blajo ngan die cmne nk attract stdnts...thanx along

so alhamdulillah da cuti skul
so aku ble brehat utk 2wix
lpas ni nk tempuh lg 7minggu....tabahkan la aku...

April 23, 2009

lelaki dan egonye

mayb skrg ni aku da slalu sgt bersabar
arini ktorg gado lg
aku da nek busan da
aku da mati akal nk wtpe
tuhan je tau btape bercelarunye aku skrg ni

xde ape yg kene kt aku dgn die
kalo la ltak diri dlm kesusahan
pastu mtk org tsyg tepon
utk crk bntuan
tp die xtepon2
pastu tepon utk mrh2
n ltak ph
ape nk wt?

aku xde kate ape pn
die mrh2
aku da pnat la
nk ckp pe pn
bio la die mrh
smpi die rs ati die tenang

utk die pujuk aku
xmgkn
dgn aku ade paper sok pg
die ble wt aku cmni
E G O itu lah lelaki

final exam lg?

da final lagi?
sem ni je aku amik 7papers
gile sgguh
ahahaha
da lpas 6 da
tgal lg 1 je

dlm keadaan kusut nk final ni
byk plak mslh saiffah
da mcm jdk rutin bgaduh je
mayb skrg ni aku da keras ati kot
da mls nk buang air mate
mls nk buang air liur
smenye mcm xde kesan je
diam tu senjata terbaik sumer org

bile ktorg ade prob je
aku trus decide diamkan diri
let him cool down 1st
die crk aku br ok

skrg ni die slalu ckp die xjeles lg aku nk g mane2 ngan laki mane pn
since die caye kt aku
tp jdk satu insiden td di mane aku terlupe nk ckp ngan die
yg aku nk g mkn ngan mmber aku
plak tu terkantol dan aku ni xrti menipu
die pny tone suare trus bubah
aku tau die jeles
pastu aku diamkan je
tp bgus la gk kn
at least dpt gk tgk die jeles
hehe

aku nk strt prtikal da ni
argh mls tol nk pk......
pening2
byk gile keje nk kene wt
bingung

*terase nk tulis blog dlm english languange, pengaruh kwn aku...tp mcm mls pn ade..hohoho
*nk tgk Bohsia:jgn pilih jalan hitam...tunggu la review ye

April 10, 2009

trip to nam gurun,kedah

xlame lg aku buy...haha
....pose kt tepi van....




fuh... br je blk from naza automation manufacturing (nam)


kt kedah....


penat sgguh


lwtn dak2 kelas ktorg...




dgn nek van


ktorg grak mghrib senin dan tbe around subuh....


pastu grak g gurun


spent 1/2 day kt sane


tgk kete2 n moto2 mewah(kot?)


best gile


pastu selase mghrib grak g bp smule


then tbe pagi rabu...


yg kelakonye


ktorg benti tdo for 5 hours kt n9!


pnye la ngantuk smpi ktorg pny van kene ketuk pn xde sorg pn sdar...8org tumbang!!

March 27, 2009

spa q abes akhernye....


akhirnye abes la cte spa q 2....yg dibintangi oleh org2 yg korg da tau kn
huhu
hurm cte ni dr awl aku tgk
tgh xtgk
ending tgk
utk final episode smlm agk tkanan la gak sbb aku sggup dok tgk die
tbe2 ending die len mcm
typical malay stories yg ending die kte ble agk
aku ingt cte yg kali ni ending lg gmpak frm b4 diz...
ni biase je...sdey2...

pastu sape yg tgk smlm final episode mst perasan norell minum air kt kafe yg b4 eryana phne die tu
kalo korg prasan la air yg die minum tu kuning
pastu plak cwn die tu wine glass...tol x?
aku bkn la nk kate ape
tp tu menyentuh sensitiviti islam
kalo ye pn die xmnum wine
npe mst gne wine glass?????menimbulkan tnde tny
pastu plak ms qis kawen tu
ank2 n pengantin gile sexy
pdhl org len pki bju kurung
die wat garden theme
tp agk2 la sket
not too sexy kn....

March 24, 2009

can u reli dance?


film by bjarne wong
ni 1st time die wt filem melayu
aku pnyla smgt nk tgk cte since die pny promo besar2an
pelakon2 pn amntep
samuel eizal(hero paris,i'm in love)
amani yg cute sgt dlm cte ni
alam so u think u cn dance
and other actors n actrez yg best
mule2 tu ade la humour sket
tp bile da smpi tgh.lmbt sgt pjalanan cte die
xnh aku menguap dlm wayang...tu la 1st time
syg sgt
cte da best
bjarne brani wt gabungan byk sgt bhase
malay, indon, hokkien, sarawak, sabah and english
yg agk tkilannye die xamik advantage byk bahase
xde subtitle
bg aku yg phm sket2 hokkien ni ble la gk njoy
tp yg xtau?cmne plak?yg bhs srwak n sabah pn nsib bek aku fhm
mayb bjarne kene byk lg blajo
n aku ade musykil sket psl tjuk die
bile da tgk smpi abes cte
tajuk die xde kene mengena pn...ades
ape pn overall movie ni dpt 1.5 dr 5

kusut...

kusut...
byk gile keje yg nk kene stel diz week....
mcm2 seh
nk kene wt projek la
persembahan mengajar la
test lagi
wacana lagi....
adoi nk tercabut kepale ni...

ingt nk review psl filem2 yg aku da tgk br2 ni
tp xsmpt ler
next time ler nmpknye

da~

kusut...

kusut...

byk gile keje yg nk kene stel diz week....

mcm2 seh

nk kene wt projek la

persembahan mengajar la

test lagi

wacana lagi....

adoi nk tercabut kepale ni...


ingt nk review psl filem2 yg aku da tgk br2 ni

tp xsmpt ler

next time ler nmpknye


da~

January 29, 2009

cuti da ni....

jp je da mid term....
so mknenye xlame lg je abes...
ya allah tlg la aku mhadap lg bbrape bulan ni lg

January 6, 2009

study je....

ha da strt cuti ni mule la aku gile sket
mklumla da lame gle xstdy kn
huhu
sem ni bz sgguh
tp xlame lg abes
hehehe
srnk gk

hurm bckp psl srnk ni aku srnk gk bile ery dpt keje
tp bln dpn br strt
so ade approx 1 month nk keje
tp die xnk wt part time
gram gk aku
die rela dok uma mcm anak dare
tp xpela
die nk keje ni pn aku da hepi banget da

January 3, 2009

time's going on...

tp aku xtau la ae da buat skrg ni
pjam clik
da masuk taun baru da ni
ade la gk azam baru
tp xtau la terlksana ke x

hurm....

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