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♥ A very proud mother of Saiful Faqih & Syifa Fatanah who just loves to laugh and share stories ♥

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November 3, 2009

tired....

now it seems to be a very busy period for me
im a teacher now
yup, a teacher at sk kota masai PG johore
it differs when u taught form5 students and stndard 1 students...argh...ive been struggling to learn children's psychology..
most of them dun simply listen to my orders...
to them, theres no use to follow what teacher say
im tired
need a break
.....blah blah blah......

pity her...

This is a true story.Please forward when you finish reading!A little background:Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive boutique shop (they sell a typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00)My daughter and I had just finished lunch at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas , USA .

Because both of us are such biscuit lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman-Marcus cookie'. It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe. The waitress said with a small frown, 'I'mafraid not, but you can buy the recipe.'I asked how much, and she responded; 'Only two fifty - it's a great deal'I agreed to that, and told her to add it to my bill.

Thirty days later, I got my Visa statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285. I looked at it again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two sandwiches and about $20 for a scarf. At the bottom of the statement, it said, 'Cookie Recipe - $250.00'. That was outrageous!I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress had said it was 'two fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and fifty dollars' by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.Neiman-Marcus refused to budge.

They would not refund my money because according to them; 'What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money.I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the state of Texas .. I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and The Texas Attorney General's office. I was basically told: Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back'

I said, OK, you've got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the world with an e-mail account gets a $250 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus for free. She replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do that.' Isaid, 'Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you RIPPED ME OFF!' and slammed down the phone.So here it is! Please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of.

I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny from this recipe!

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved as this makes heaps)
2 (500 ml) cups butter
680 g chocolate chips
4 (1000 ml) cups flour
2 (500 ml) cups brown sugar
2 tsp.. (10 ml) Bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp. (5 ml) salt2 (500 ml) cups sugar
500 g Grated Cadbury chocolate
5 (1250 ml) cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs2 tsp. (10 ml) baking powder
2 tsp. (10 ml) vanilla
3 cups (375 ml) chopped nuts (optional)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and bicarbonate of soda. Add chocolate chips, grated Chocolate and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inchesapart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees (180 C).

The above quantities make 112 cookies.

Enjoy!This is not a joke-it's a true story.

June 9, 2009

congrats cikgu zaki...


pd 6jun yg lpas
cikgu aku yg ajar kimia ms kt teknik tnjg tlh melangsungkn perkahwinan beliau dgn cik sora..
dgn tema hijau,mempelai yg membuat majlis serentak dgn adik beliau,mengenakan tanjak dan samping pink utk membezakan pasangan mempelai....
congrats cikgu......

so wedding ni cum reunion dak2 pka3...huhu
yg dtg ms tu aku,runseng,zalie,razi,ajim,wan papan,apai n xketinggalan jawa....
n b4 blk terserampak ngan afnan senior aku dulu


wlpn kotrg da tbe lwt
ckgu ttap mlayan ktorg
n die ketara hepinye ms tu....

terminate it!

finallly,aku n ery gtk cte ni...stelah 3x cancel
awl2 cte ni ok la gk
sbb xbyk action
cme da ade byk gk bnde yg merepek la(sori peminat terminator)
ade ke logik letupan berlaku around 10m(or less) dgn kite tp xde pape pn blaku kt kite not even bgoyang sket pn...xlogik2
so bg aku wlpn die pny teknik filem ni canggih
tp kekurangan die ialah ketidaksensitifan thadap bnde2 cmni...byk kali jdk dlm cte ni
da jd xbest

plak tu bile da tbe tgh2 cte
mkin mengganas
gile pny
aku terkejut berkali2(aku mmg xske tgk action movies)
jantung aku pnY la laju dlm wayang gtu
rs nk gugur je.

tp dlm kehuruharaan aku mengawal perasaan terkejut aku
ade la bbrape anak2 penonton wayang berkeliaran spt toyol
menjerit2 bgai nk gile
tlg la k
jgn nk bwk budak2 tgk wyg
wt skt hati je
gram aku
ilang konsentrasi org len(sbb aku xconcentrate sgt..huhu)

then cte ni nmpknye ade smbungan lg...eisk3
btw overall aku ble bg 3 out of 5...lg best terminator 3

June 2, 2009

kawan or kekasih?

artikel aku amik from ISUHANGAT
skrg ni sme org dok memperkatakan psl isu ni...

kwn ke kekasih?

Ramai orang mengutamakan KAWAN dari KEKASIH...
dan ada juga mengutamakan KAWAN kerana KEKASIH...
ANDA tergolong dari yang mana...???

hadirnya seorang KEKASIH sejati sebagai pelengkap kehidupan dan mengisi kekosongan hati ...hadirnya KAWAN sebagai sahabat sejati ...berkongsi segala suka duka dan teman sepermainan dan belajar ....

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Yang mana harus dipilih..?
KAWAN pengubat kesunyian,
KEKASIH penyembuh kelukaan.

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH yang mana harus didahulukan..?
KAWAN tempat mengadu,
KEKASIH tempat bermadu.

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Keduanya tak bisa disisih...
KAWAN menghulurkan bantuan
KEKASIH menghulurkan sokongan.

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Keduanya diperlukan...
KAWAN sekuntum senyuman,
KEKASIH sepenuh perhatian

Antara KAWAN dan KEKASIH Bilakah akan bersatu...?
KAWAN sejujur kata,
KEKASIH setulus setia
KEKASIH silih berganti Kerana tiada kesefahaman.. tetapi KAWAN sentiasa disisi mendengar masalah dan mengambil berat tentang diri kita

JIKA KAWAN itu KEKASIH...dan KEKASIH itu KAWAN...
perlu lah dihadiahkan "Sedalam lautan Setinggi kayangan" kerana "Kasih sayang tiada sempadan" tapi sayang...
KEKASIH tetap KEKASIH...
KAWAN tetap KAWAN...
perbezaannya terlalu ketara.. tapi keadaannya tetap sama..

hurm nthla aku xtau nk bg komen pe...kalo kawan tu pengubat kesunyian,sentiasa disisi mendengar masalah dan mengambil berat tentang diri kita nape KAWAN2 aku xmcm tu?krn seorg KEKASIH,KAWAN2 aku memutuskan persahabatan ngan aku kerana aku digelar PERAMPAS sdgkn aku hny BERKASIH slps 1tahun KAWAN aku meninggalkannya! ada logik lg artikel KAWAN or KEKASIH ni?

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